One old lady had just the perfect response for her neighbor who was an atheist that strongly believed that God did not exist and its unlike anything we have heard in a while! Here is the story that is sure to have you cracking up at the end, as her witty comeback is unfiltered and unexpected! There was a little old lady who was very spiritual, who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell “Praise the Lord!” One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very ir-ritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch, the neighbor went outside on his porch and yelled back, “There is no Lord!” Yet, the little old lady continued.
One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady couldn’t get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, “Help me Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.”
The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. “Praise the Lord!” she yelled.
The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, “Ha ha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!”
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and yelled, “Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the De-vil pay for them!”