This man noticed a beautiful girl in the park and acted in a civil manner. But this other decided to be his polar opposite & got exactly what he deserved.
Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while until they were both worn out.
And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his — in her a– & started walking towards her.
She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him. It him in the face. I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life.