This hilarious story will teach you not to mess with older people because they possess all the knowledge and experience of the world and may easily teach you a lesson.
The witty comeback this old lady has for the officer who pulled her over is the best thing you’ll read all day.
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license, please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see….Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not.
Older Woman: I st-ole this car.
Officer: St-ole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I k-lled and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn a g-un.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have st-olen this car and mu-rdered the owner.
Older Woman: Mu-rdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you, ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you st-ole this car, and that you mu-rdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies!